Alcohol-free alternatives look like alcohol, their names sound like alcohol but they don’t give you that pretty fuzzy buzz of Gavi’s first drink, writes ALEXANDRA SHULMAN (pictured)
It’s not often that I’m on the same page as the Chancellor of the Exchequer. But when it comes to low-alcohol drinks, Rishi and I are one.
I drink alcohol because I love the feeling I get from it. This slight blur of the worries of life is a celestial lift.
But I don’t like to be drunk or sick.
So while I don’t have a problem with my drinking, all the evidence is that I should try to cut back.
Hopefully Rishi’s budget adjustments – raising the tax on beverages above 12% ABV (alcohol by volume) and reducing it on those below that level – will help.
I have always drunk quite a bit. Some would say a lot, others would call it a normal amount. Every evening I drink a few glasses of wine or vodka.
On holidays and sometimes on weekends (and very occasionally on weekdays), I will also have a few drinks at lunch.
I don’t have a problem with the best part of a bottle of rosé – often with the hangover that goes with it. (By the way, anyone who says rosé would be low tax has obviously never drunk the heavenly Whispering Angel or Brad Pitt’s equally good Miraval, both of which measure an exorbitant tax rate of 13. %.)
On the low alcohol wine front, I always squint at ABV levels on the Majestic bottles where there’s a case of paltry ten percent red Kent waiting to be opened, which is practically Ribena. for a red wine.
There are a number of non-alcoholic alternatives available today, from a gin that is not gin but a ‘botanical’, a cocktail appetizer called Sprigster and Wilfred’s, a spicy golden liquid.
I know that one or two percent less ABV is unlikely to really make a big difference to your health – it might just slow down the point you start to get confused.
But, like rinsing plastic bottles before recycling them, I feel like I’m doing my part. Low alcohol is one thing, but no alcohol is another.
Over the past few weeks, our bottles of gin, vodka and tequila have started sharing their space with a range of new non-alcoholic “liqueurs”.
There is a gin which is not gin but a “botanical”, an aperitif cocktail called Sprigster that tastes of the vegetable garden it comes from, and Wilfred’s, a spicy golden liquid that tastes like a pot. rotten Christmas.
I tried chopping lemons and limes in them, adding mint and tonic water to them, pouring them short and long, but even though I think they are acceptable substitutes for a G&T or a good glass of Gavi di Gavi, I might as well drink Coca-Cola or lemonade.
Sure, they look like alcohol, their names sound like alcohol, and if you have a bad smell like me, you would think they smell like alcohol.
But they don’t give you that pretty fuzzy buzz of Gavi’s first drink. And at the end of the day, that’s the rub.
While Downing Street isn’t known as a fashion demographic, Rishi Sunak is the perfect influencer for male style.
Interest soars in Sliderman Rishi
TALKING about Rishi, I suspect that Palm Angels – an Italian brand with a heavy metal Gothic logo – hadn’t put the Chancellor on their list of must-have celebrity influencers.
But their leather sliders, which he wore in pre-budget posed photos, earned the brand hundreds of thousands of pounds in free publicity.
Palm Angels also offers the kind of expensive sportswear that he and Mrs Sunak appreciate – their camouflage track jacket costs £ 410, which puts it at a reassuring distance from a high standard from JD Sports.
While Downing Street is not known as a fashion demographic, Rishi is the perfect influencer for male style.
Nothing pale and bland about him – he’s brimming with money, power, and relative youth, but easy to get along with, not fancy.
Yes, for work he is usually dressed in a slim fit, slightly spiky, and slightly shiny suit, but his cuffs are covered in the kind of ethnic bracelets that gap year kids wear, but also Jeremy Clarkson. So all the basics are covered.
His Bambi eyes obscure his relentless ambition and he knows the value of a dog in a photoshoot.
My personal feeling is that Nova, the Labrador lounging next to him, improved the potential danger of being seen in sliders with white socks on.
Men are often suspicious of other men who appear to be too perfect or too cool. But Rishi seems to dodge that bullet by being a little short (are we allowed to say this or am I walking in Tilly Ramsay’s waters?) And admitting a Twix habit and fondness for Mariah Carey.
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And I’m ashamed that my university ended up being so unfavorable, allowing a beloved philosophy scholar to be so tormented that she had no choice but to pack her bags and leave.
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Last week the Duchess of Cornwall gave a powerful speech on the topic of domestic violence at a Women Of The World event, celebrated her reading room initiative with Charles Dance, Dame Judi Dench and Sir Tom Stoppard, and this year launched the British Legion Poppy. Appeal.
I’ve heard her speak a few times and she always seems engaged and knowledgeable.
So it’s something reassuring that, as the Queen gives up appearances, we have a good woman taking over.